Post-Apocalyptic British Isles (Political Map)

Gordon Bennett! I've gone and made Ole Blightey all doolally! You probably reckon I'm some right cheeky twat to come up with this damp squib of a map, but before you lose the plot, start bullocking me, and tell me to naff off, just read the inscription 'round the frame, you old bean, and Bob's your uncle.  This isn't some cock up fit to be printed on a bog roll. I've just wangled the islands a bit to fit the story, see. It might seem a bit barmy at first, but when you take a good look, I'm hoping you'll bimble away chuffed.

This map is based on the setting of the Rifts RPG from Palladium Books, specifically World Book 3: England. This is available as a print in this year's Christmas surprise packages. I've also posted a version showing just the bare geography.

I built the terrain from a manipulation of a real-world height map I found on Pinterest. I also re-created some common Celtic braid patterns that I found on a Google Images search. Special thanks to Arsheesh. I used variations on his tutorials to create many of the elements of this map, including the icons, curved labels, and frame.

Palladium Books owns the rights to the Rifts RPG and setting.

All right, then? What do you think? Smashing? Rubbish? Brilliant? Pants? No, no, of the map, not this writing, you giddy kipper!